arisejackio:

My new favorite show. 
Not a joke.
“Idk why they’re surprised I’m late… and dirty. I’ve been showing up late and dirty my whole life.”
“Them yuppie girls wouldn’t like it. Don’t marry some yuppie girl.”
“Them are sissy tires, them ain’t sweet.”
“I don’t trust meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous.”
“Fresh BBQed beaver.”
“RV stands for Redneck Vacation”
“Its on like donkey kong.” “That saying has been out for like 40 yrs.” “No it hasnt, I just said it; It’s back in.” “Alright, It’s back in.”
I could go on all night…. and I probably will.. god I am too easily amused and need a life.

arisejackio:

My new favorite show. 

Not a joke.

“Idk why they’re surprised I’m late… and dirty. I’ve been showing up late and dirty my whole life.”

“Them yuppie girls wouldn’t like it. Don’t marry some yuppie girl.”

“Them are sissy tires, them ain’t sweet.”

“I don’t trust meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous.”

“Fresh BBQed beaver.”

“RV stands for Redneck Vacation”

“Its on like donkey kong.”
“That saying has been out for like 40 yrs.”
“No it hasnt, I just said it; It’s back in.”
“Alright, It’s back in.”

I could go on all night…. and I probably will.. god I am too easily amused and need a life.

(via pledgeallegiancetothehag)

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